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You’ll find a full list of the cookies this website uses below.
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Full list of cookies used by this website
Cookies are listed below in the following format:
Name
Purpose
Type
Duration
Functional and required cookies
_acloggedin
Supports login by Scheduling client if the client has an account
Cookie
January 1, 2025
_client_acloggedin
Supports login by Scheduling client if the client has an account
Cookie
January 1, 2025
_dd_cookie_test
Tests if cookies are supported
Cookie
Expires instantly
_dd_s
Tracks browser errors
Cookie
Four hours
_dd_site_test
Tests if cookies are supported
Cookie
Expires instantly
algoliasearch-client-js
Adds auto-populated suggestions to address fields in Scheduling to help clients complete forms faster
localstorage
Persistent
CART
Shows when a visitor adds a product to their cart
Cookie
Two weeks
CHECKOUT_WEBSITE
Identifies the correct site for checkout when checkout on your domain is disabled
Cookie
Session
client_username
Remembers a logged in Scheduling client's username between visits
Cookie
One year
Commerce-checkout-state
Stores state of checkout while the visitor is completing their order in PayPal
sessionstorage
Session
Crumb
Prevents cross-site request forgery (CSRF)
Cookie
Session
hasCart
Tells Squarespace that the visitor has a cart
Cookie
Two weeks
Locked
Prevents the password-protected screen from displaying if a visitor enters the correct site-wide password.
Cookie
Session
orderStatusSessionToken
Authenticates a visitor who logs into an order status page.
Cookie
One year
PHPSESSID
Securely authenticates a visitor during their checkout in Scheduling
Cookie
One month
RecentRedirect
Prevents redirect loops if a site has custom URL redirects. Redirect loops are bad for SEO.
Cookie
30 minutes
remember_client
Remembers Scheduling client’s login details if they have an account
Cookie
365 days
siteUserCrumb
Prevents cross-site request forgery (CSRF) for logged in site users
Cookie
Three years
SiteUserInfo
Identifies a visitor who logs into a customer account
Cookie
Three years
SiteUserSecureAuthToken
Authenticates a visitor who logs into a customer account
Cookie
Three years
squarespace-announcement-bar
Prevents the announcement bar from displaying if a visitor dismisses it
localstorage
Persistent
squarespace-likes
Shows when you've already "liked" a blog post
localstorage
Persistent
squarespace-popup-overlay
Prevents the promotional pop-up from displaying if a visitor dismisses it
localstorage
Persistent
squarespace-video-player-options
Remembers video player selected preferences ( volume, playback speed, and quality) for videos uploaded directly to Squarespace
localstorage
Persistent
ss_cookieAllowed
Remembers if a visitor agreed to placing analytics cookies on their browser if a site is restricting the placement of cookies
Cookie
30 days
ss_sd
Ensures that visitors on the Squarespace 5 platform remain authenticated during their sessions
Cookie
Session
Test
Investigates if the browser supports cookies and prevents errors
Cookie
Session
TZ
Enables a Scheduling client’s appointments to display correctly based on their time zone preferences.
localstorage
Persistent
Analytics and Performance Cookies
ss_cid
Two years
Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site
ss_cpvisit
Two years
Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site
ss_cvisit
30 minutes
Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site
ss_cvr
Two years
Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site
ss_cvt
30 minutes
Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site