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Privacy Statement

Like most websites, this site may collect information about you when you visit, and when you provide personal information (e.g. by submitting a form or signing up for emails). This page explains what data may be collected and what purposes it may be used for.

This website will not collect your personal information (like your name, email address or contact details) unless you directly submit that information (e.g. by filling out and submitting a contact form). If you do submit this information, you are thereby giving consent for us to collect and use that information only for the purposes it was collected for.

If you have any questions about privacy on this website, you can contact me at: will@weird.witticism.com

Hosted by Squarespace

This website is hosted by the platform Squarespace. For more information about privacy policies and terms of service direct from Squarespace, visit:

What information does this website collect?

All Visitors

This website is hosted by Squarespace. Squarespace collects personal data when you visit this website, including:

  • Information about your browser, network and device

  • Web pages you visited prior to coming to this website

  • Web pages you view while on this website

  • Your IP address

Squarespace needs the data to run this website, and to protect and improve its platform and services. Squarespace analyzes the data in a de-personalized form.

Analytics

This website collects personal data to power our site analytics, including:

  • Information about your browser, network, and device

  • Web pages you visited prior to coming to this website

  • Your IP address

This information may also include details about your use of this website, including:

  • Clicks

  • Internal links

  • Pages visited

  • Scrolling

  • Searches

  • Timestamps

We share this information with Squarespace, our website analytics provider, to learn about site traffic and activity.

Emails

If you sign up to receive emails, you can always unsubscribe from by clicking the link at the bottom of any email. We share your contact information with Squarespace, our email marketing provider, so they can send these emails on our behalf.

Form Submissions

When you submit information to this website via webform (such as the ‘Contact’ form), we collect the data requested in the webform in order to track and respond to your submissions. We share this information with Squarespace, our online store hosting provider, so that they can provide website services to us.

Fonts

This website serves font files from and renders fonts using Google Fonts and Adobe Fonts. To properly display this site to you, these third parties may receive personal information about you, including:

  • Information about your browser, network, or device

  • Information about this site and the page you’re viewing on it

  • Your IP address

Cookies

Functional and required cookies

_acloggedin

  • Supports login by Scheduling client if the client has an account

  • Cookie

  • January 1, 2025

_client_acloggedin

  • Supports login by Scheduling client if the client has an account

  • Cookie

  • January 1, 2025

_dd_cookie_test

  • Tests if cookies are supported

  • Cookie

  • Expires instantly

_dd_s

  • Tracks browser errors

  • Cookie

  • Four hours

_dd_site_test

  • Tests if cookies are supported

  • Cookie

  • Expires instantly

algoliasearch-client-js

  • Adds auto-populated suggestions to address fields in Scheduling to help clients complete forms faster

  • localstorage

  • Persistent

CART

  • Shows when a visitor adds a product to their cart

  • Cookie

  • Two weeks

CHECKOUT_WEBSITE

client_username

  • Remembers a logged in Scheduling client's username between visits

  • Cookie

  • One year

Commerce-checkout-state

  • Stores state of checkout while the visitor is completing their order in PayPal

  • sessionstorage

  • Session

Crumb

hasCart

  • Tells Squarespace that the visitor has a cart

  • Cookie

  • Two weeks

Locked

  • Prevents the password-protected screen from displaying if a visitor enters the correct site-wide password.

  • Cookie

  • Session

orderStatusSessionToken

  • Authenticates a visitor who logs into an order status page.

  • Cookie

  • One year

PHPSESSID

  • Securely authenticates a visitor during their checkout in Scheduling

  • Cookie

  • One month

RecentRedirect

  • Prevents redirect loops if a site has custom URL redirects. Redirect loops are bad for SEO.

  • Cookie

  • 30 minutes

remember_client

  • Remembers Scheduling client’s login details if they have an account

  • Cookie

  • 365 days

siteUserCrumb

SiteUserInfo

SiteUserSecureAuthToken

  • Authenticates a visitor who logs into a customer account

  • Cookie

  • Three years

squarespace-announcement-bar

  • Prevents the announcement bar from displaying if a visitor dismisses it

  • localstorage

  • Persistent

squarespace-likes

  • Shows when you've already "liked" a blog post

  • localstorage

  • Persistent

squarespace-popup-overlay

  • Prevents the promotional pop-up from displaying if a visitor dismisses it

  • localstorage

  • Persistent

squarespace-video-player-options

ss_cookieAllowed

  • Remembers if a visitor agreed to placing analytics cookies on their browser if a site is restricting the placement of cookies

  • Cookie

  • 30 days

ss_sd

Test

  • Investigates if the browser supports cookies and prevents errors

  • Cookie

  • Session

TZ

  • Enables a Scheduling client’s appointments to display correctly based on their time zone preferences.

  • localstorage

  • Persistent

Using Cookies

Like most websites, this site uses cookies and similar technologies to improve your browsing experience and the functionality of the site. To meet UK, EU and international data protection laws, we need your consent to use cookies.

You can always choose to remove or disable cookies from this website directly in your web browser (see below for more), though please note that doing so may prevent this website from working optimally.

If you have any questions about this site’s uses of cookies, you can contact me at: will@weird.witticism.com

Cookies by Squarespace

This website is hosted by the platform Squarespace and uses cookies provided by that platform. For more information about cookies, privacy and terms of service direct from Squarespace, visit:

What are cookies?

Cookies and similar technologies are small files or pieces of text that download to a device when a visitor accesses a website or app. Cookies can improve your browsing experience because they help websites remember preferences and understand how people use different features.

What cookies does this website use?

This website uses two main types of cookies:

  • Functional and required cookies are always used. They allow Squarespace, our hosting platform, to securely serve this website to you. By using this website, you accept the use of these cookies.

  • Analytics and performance cookies are used on this website only when you click ‘Accept’ on the cookie banner that appears when you first visit this website. Analytics and performance cookies are used to view site traffic, activity, and other data.

You’ll find a full list of the cookies this website uses below.

Review and remove your cookies

For most common browsers, you can always:

  • Review which cookies are active in your browser’s settings.

  • Clear cookies from your browser or device, either globally or from a specific website.

For help locating cookies on your device, visit your browser's documentation:

Full list of cookies used by this website

Cookies are listed below in the following format:

Name

  • Purpose

  • Type

  • Duration

Analytics and Performance Cookies

ss_cid

  • Two years

  • Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site

ss_cpvisit

  • Two years

  • Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site

ss_cvisit

  • 30 minutes

  • Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site

ss_cvr

  • Two years

  • Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site

ss_cvt

  • 30 minutes

  • Identifies unique visitors and tracks a visitor’s sessions on a site